"Akechi Alliance? Sounds like something out of a Featherman movie," Ren laughs. "Fitting. Also...what prompted the sex advice? That sounds like a hilarious conversation."

Gay chicken...two Akechis trying to turn each other on...mmm, okay, that's definitely not unpleasant to think about. "Next time," his grin goes lopsided, "why don't I come over and be the referee? You have to have someone to judge such a...stimulating sport." He waggles his eyebrows.