"Yes. And I just so happen to be from Inaba myself, having flawlessly obtained the power to enter the TV world by shaking hands with a gas station attendant who in all likelihood is some manner of trickster deity." He tips his chin up, very proud of that fact. "But there are other Akechis. So many. I suppose, then, I can only ask if you are familiar with an Akechi just a bit older than you who wears a Shujin Academy uniform with a black turtleneck and matching gloves?"

It's a question for science. Inquiring minds must know.

Of course, Ren's boyfriend has probably told the story of the gas station attendant with far less pride and far more nostalgic embarrassment for how reckless hew as at that age.