Ren-- okay, Ren has to laugh at that one. "Two Ake-chi Go-ros, sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g," he singsongs with a smirk. "The thought of someone else taking you from me didn't even cross my mind." Okay, maybe it did once or twice, but...yeah, his boyfriend wouldn't be this touchstarved if he'd been getting dates from anyone else.

"You're just making me more and more curious about Magpie, y'know," Ren comments as they walk into the mall. Gay chicken, acting like a married couple... "Has Yu found competition for your best man?"