"...Now there's a thought. A one on one cage match between Yu Narukami and another me for the right to be my best man. Though I can see Kanji being a third contender, followed swiftly by Ryuji, and soon we'd be seeing an all out brawl."

They reach the doors and step inside. There's an elevator to their left that'll lead to the food court, so he'll go ahead and move toward the-

"What the fuck?"

On the community board to the right of the second elevator, a movie poster hangs. It displays a blushing, gasping Akechi on the top half, divided by the movie title. Beneath the title? A snake sticking out of the zipper of a pair of pants.

The title is: Serpent Below the Belt.

"...I am going to have a serious word with Igor about this."