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[unfoggedlotus]

Man, whatever happened to a good night's sleep? Is the first thought that crosses Ren's mind. One moment he's tossing and turning in bed, trying to get to sleep, and the next he's staring up to the ceiling of the Velvet Room. He closes his eyes after he processes the bare minimum to get his location down. Can't a guy go a week without getting dream-DM'd by the fake-powers-that-be?

It's not entirely fair, he knows. He's just feeling blergh because Goro hasn't texted him back for a few hours and he was starting to get worried when Morgana batted the phone out of his hand and said he'd come home when he wanted to. But. Well. If he really had to do something in the realm of the subconscious involving chains tonight, he'd really rather be in Goro's dreams.

Maybe the chains would even be fun for once.

He lets himself stew for a few moments before shaking himself out of it. Might as well see what the "wardens" and "Igor" have in store for him this time. Ren grumbles to himself only a little bit as he opens his eyes again, and...

...What?

Ren blinks, taking in his surroundings with wide eyes. This is definitely the Velvet Room. There's the desk, the structure is vaguely similar, and he. Well. He just sort of knows it. The vibes are incredibly Velvet Room. 100% blue, 100% weird music, 100% cognitive prison.

Except.

There's no prison decor. He isn't even in a cell. There are a few doors scattered around. Peeling himself off the floor, he realizes he isn't in a prison uniform (he's in his daytime clothes) and there aren't shackles wrapped around him either. And the weird music isn't grating in his chest like the world's worst rendition of Prison Hallway Salsa silently beamed into his soul, it's just kinda...smooth. Jazzy. Soothing. A bop.

The Velvet Room actually feels...

...Nice?

...He doesn't buy it. (Something in him wants to, though.)

Ren turns around a few times, trying to find answers. What's going on here?

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[unfoggedlotus]

After a moment, he glances over to his boyfriend's crotch area. "I've heard of having a snake in your boot, but this is ridiculous."

[fogbornphantom]

"...I made an overly pretentious euphemism one time, and this world decides to taunt me." Despite the tight smile, he sounds just a teensy bit peeved, though thankfully not at Ren. "I was trying not to be too crass, so I said 'when the serpent below the belt rears its head.' Now, I suppose, it'll haunt me for eternity."

[unfoggedlotus]

"Yeah, I'm gonna say you deserve that one," Ren snorts. "Serpent below the belt...good thing you have a snake charmer here now, though, right?" He grins.

[fogbornphantom]

S—Snake charmer... Fuck's sake.

So he might be blushing a little, but he'll not be so easily outdone! Watch him smirk and try to keep his cool, even raising an eyebrow and leaning in to poke Ren's chest. "Hmm... You'll have to give me a demonstration sometime."

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren chuckles and nudges Goro forwards, away from the poster. "Not with the kids around," he advises. "And how do you think your not-husband will take it?"

[fogbornphantom]

"He already advised us to get a 'love nest.' I think he anticipates the impending loss of my virginity as some big, momentous event that'll happen any day." With a press of a button, the elevator opens. He'll go ahead and lead Ren inside. "Obviously, we should save that for when you've settled in and, more importantly, are ready. But Magpie assumed we were already quite proactive in that respect when he learned I had a boyfriend."

[unfoggedlotus]

"Well...someone's jealous," Ren comments. "He's not in a good relationship with his Ren, then? ...If that's something you can share."

[fogbornphantom]

"I can't go into too much detail, but what I will say is that his relationship with his Ren seems... complicated? Not wholly negative, but likely much messier." He'll press the button leading up to the food court. "I think I might have broken his brain a bit when I mentioned I'm in love with you."

[unfoggedlotus]

"Huh," Ren blinks. "Curiouser and curiouser..." another opportunity to flirt comes to him, and oh, he's gotta take this one. "Well..." he puts a hand under his chin, imitating the Akechi Stance. "Maybe I could come around to the idea of taking two at once. Especially since it's just the way you like it," an obnoxious Detective Prince wink.

[fogbornphantom]

"Ren!" Holy shit, that's... well, that's about what he expected during the first game of gay chicken. That Ren would say something as absurd as that. Doesn't stop his brain from short circuiting a little, though.

Then the elevator opens.

"...Am I going to have to warn him about you?" He gives a playful little nudge at that.

[unfoggedlotus]

"Maybe," he grins. "Offer's open, at least on my end." And if his boyfriend consents, of course. "I can't say the thought of two of you isn't appealing. After we get the kids figured out, though."

Ren steps out to the food court. Huh, the people here seem...he can't put a finger on it. He squints at them.

[fogbornphantom]

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like our first time to be special. Private." He figures it's at least partially a joke. There's no ire in his voice. Just an odd mix of amusement and exasperation. "...Ah, and I see you've noticed the resident cognitions."

[unfoggedlotus]

"I'm definitely not saying for our first time. It was mostly a joke." Shrug. "And...is that what they are? Cognitions? Are we in a Palace?"

[fogbornphantom]

"I figured. Though I do wonder how Magpie would even take such a proposition..." It might be funny. In fact, it most likely would be. Hmm... well, he'll lead Ren past the tables and over to the various food stalls. "And they're effectively the same as Palace cognitions. I wouldn't call it a Palace so much as an extension of the Velvet Room, however. Everything is free as well, so you can have your fill if you so choose."

[unfoggedlotus]

Everything smells pretty good..."Well, what does my Inaba connoisseur recommend?"

[fogbornphantom]

"If you want something light, you can never go wrong with their takoyaki. If you crave something more fulfilling, their grilled steak is respectable for a food court. Or perhaps you wish to buck nutrition outright and go for soft served ice cream." He motions to the ice cream stall. "The choice is yours."

[unfoggedlotus]

"I guess takoyaki, since it sounds like the other-yous have a feast waiting at home. Assuming the hungry kids don't eat everything..."

He's not entirely sold on a cognition making good food for them, but...doesn't hurt to try, hopefully?

[fogbornphantom]

"Takoyaki it is, then." Akechi steps up to the food cart offering the takoyaki and other assorted Japanese takeout. "Two orders of takoyaki, please."

The cognition smiles, giving a very generic response for a food worker, and steps back to prepare the meal. It's almost robotic. Like an NPC in a video game.

"While we wait, I got permission to share the other Ren's number with you." In fact, he'll text Ren the contact info for his own convenience.

[unfoggedlotus]

"Oh, thank you." He blinks, realizing something. "Wait, cellphones work here? Why couldn't I get in touch with you?" Is there a risk of that happening again?

[fogbornphantom]

"Likely a result of this place being so far removed from reality. I was able to call you once you arrived, but I got cut off in the middle of a phone call with Dojima-san on the way to a meeting with Kirijo-san."

The food comes up relatively quick, so Akechi takes it, leading Ren over to one of the tables. "I wonder if, perhaps, the five hours that passed were simply due to the nature of our most recent mission requiring a longer meeting than usual. Sometimes outside phone signals are disabled as an added security measure in HQ, and given that Isshiki-san was where the cognitive anomalies began, it made our most recent victory a highly sensitive one."

But that's just a guess, really. All that matters is that Ren is here now.

[unfoggedlotus]

"That was Mona's theory, that you guys were just running late," Ren sits down next to his boyfriend. "I wonder if it more has to do with, like...maybe it was just easier to grab me while I was sleeping? Since I visit the Velvet Room like that." Ren says thanks over his food and takes a bite. Not bad. "But you've gone through TVs and stuff before. So it could grab you on the call."

[fogbornphantom]

"That... actually would make sense. Though I am sorry all the same." He reaches across the table, placing a hand over Ren's, though obviously not the one with his chopsticks. "Five hours of worrying you is still five hours too many. I'll absolutely have to cook you something later. ...Perhaps in a few days, once I've passed your rest test."

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren strokes his boyfriend's hand with his thumb. "I mean, five hours for me was two months for you. And that was definitely too much unprepared with no way to contact us. If your meeting ran late...that's one thing."

[fogbornphantom]

"It was agony at points. So many people who look like you, but they lived different lives. They weren't you." He heaves another big sigh, popping a piece of takoyaki into his mouth. "But that's all changed. Now that you're here, I do think I'll be able to rest easier. ...Though Raven wasn't wrong when he said I was 'hopeless.'"

Ah, there's some self-deprecating laughter. "I've been struggling with insomnia. It's been a while since that last happened."

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren moves over to give his boyfriend a comforting hug. “I’m here now. We’ll get you caught up on your Zzzs in no time.” Nuzzle, peck. “Do the kids need people to sleep with them, too?” Ren won’t lie — he’s not the most familiar with babysitting.