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[unfoggedlotus]

[IC inbox for Ren Amamiya (unfoggedlotus) in personavelvetroomdr. Open to texting and phone calls and assorted silly meme and macros that may or may not amuse him.]

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[unfoggedlotus]

Sorry man your reactions are just too funny sometimes （⌒▽⌒）
And. I mean. I sure wish I had some sorta big-brained insight on him
Was kinda hoping you'd have one ^-^;;;
Since you're both Goros
What would you want someone to do when you're not feeling good?

[pancakeboy]

I'm not sure we can draw any conclusions from that. I kill things when I don't feel good.

[Nobody does anything for him when he's not feeling good. Only Crow has ever even tried. Ren—real Ren—flirted with the possibility a couple of times, but Ren... actually, Ren fucking knew, didn't he, because of the goddamned pancakes. Also, when did he and Crow's Ren get onto first-name terms?]

Like people who use my given name without being invited.

[unfoggedlotus]

What else am I supposed to call you--
Wait.
Sorry *Akechis
You're both Akechis!!
Force of habit w/ Crow __(-﹏-。;;)
Could go kill things in the Metaverse??

[pancakeboy]

I hope you know I would have arrested you inside of five seconds, all else being equal.

[Mind you, he could have had his own Ren arrested the day he first met him, too. There were... other considerations.]

I'll ask him. I'm surprised the two of you don't do it.

1/2

[unfoggedlotus]

[ You might have your own trauma, but so does Ren! ]

Think you'd need to make it under four to beat your dad's record, sorry
Why am I 0/2 on handcuffs before dinner anyway...
I've been trying to take care of things at home more to get some of the pressure off him, y'know.

[ There's a very strong "easy for you to talk when you don't have as many responsibilities as I do" in there. ]

[unfoggedlotus]

Go have your guys' night out and fuck shit up -- it's good therapy
Both of you...come back in one piece
not together. one piece each? whatever, you get it
or there will be hell to pay! (ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿)

1/2

[pancakeboy]

[Well, that stings. How fucking dare he—]

2/2

[pancakeboy]

[But then he thinks about it a bit more, and about what he knows of his own Ren, and this one.]

You're right. I shouldn't have thrown that around so casually. My apologies.

You know you'll be lucky if I bring him back at all. I have an oubliette down there.

[There is no oubliette.]

[ sorry for the auto translated french rip ]

[unfoggedlotus]

Tu dis ça comme si je pouvais vous oublier mes oiseaux (◡‿◡✿)
Have fun!

[ OOC // Translation: "You say that as if I could forget my little birds (◡‿◡✿)" ]

oooh

[pancakeboy]

[Quickly, he punches that into the translate app on his phone. How is it possible Ren speaks French when Akechi doesn't? The nerve.

Fortunately, then Crow shows up, and he doesn't have to stew about it much longer.]

I'll try to get him back to you intact. Either that or I'll eat him. Thanks.