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unfoggedlotus | p4kechi's ren ([personal profile] unfoggedlotus) wrote2037-10-10 06:51 pm

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[IC inbox for Ren Amamiya ([personal profile] unfoggedlotus) in [community profile] personavelvetroomdr. Open to texting and phone calls and assorted silly meme and macros that may or may not amuse him.]
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] sad)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Sadly, this is text, and Ren can't see the utterly downcast look Magpie gives his phone.]

That's not what I want to hear. [Because, awkward. Plus, wrong Ren for that.] I meant that not having a self-destructive twelve-year-old to care for any longer can only be a good thing.

Getting him to open up while getting his mind off things sounds like a challenge.

Also, if Akira-kun is making cookies, tell him to save one for me.


[He's not saying he'll eat it, but.]
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] ffs)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, hang on a tick.]

Because what?
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] wtf)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Please don't say "platonic husband". You'll have me starting gay chicken again. And at this point, the loss might destroy me.

Is that really all you have? Jokes and gay chicken and your special midnight food sharing? I was hoping for some scintillating psychological insight.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [cut-in] shock)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-01 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
No.

No ideas.

Leave my imagination something to torment me with, at least.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] annoyed)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-02 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure we can draw any conclusions from that. I kill things when I don't feel good.

[Nobody does anything for him when he's not feeling good. Only Crow has ever even tried. Ren—real Ren—flirted with the possibility a couple of times, but Ren... actually, Ren fucking knew, didn't he, because of the goddamned pancakes. Also, when did he and Crow's Ren get onto first-name terms?]

Like people who use my given name without being invited.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] ffs)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-02 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you know I would have arrested you inside of five seconds, all else being equal.

[Mind you, he could have had his own Ren arrested the day he first met him, too. There were... other considerations.]

I'll ask him. I'm surprised the two of you don't do it.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [cut-in] [on] crow prince)

1/2

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-02 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that stings. How fucking dare he—]
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] ffs)

2/2

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[But then he thinks about it a bit more, and about what he knows of his own Ren, and this one.]

You're right. I shouldn't have thrown that around so casually. My apologies.

You know you'll be lucky if I bring him back at all. I have an oubliette down there.


[There is no oubliette.]
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] wtf)

oooh

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2024-01-02 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Quickly, he punches that into the translate app on his phone. How is it possible Ren speaks French when Akechi doesn't? The nerve.

Fortunately, then Crow shows up, and he doesn't have to stew about it much longer.]


I'll try to get him back to you intact. Either that or I'll eat him. Thanks.