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[unfoggedlotus]

[IC inbox for Ren Amamiya (unfoggedlotus) in personavelvetroomdr. Open to texting and phone calls and assorted silly meme and macros that may or may not amuse him.]

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[unfoggedlotus]

I think the only reason he hasn't is because I'm your rival first lol
But you'd know him better than I do!
...Huh. Sounds wild

[fogbornphantom]

Also, he's technically me. I suppose that might make him a rival by proxy?

It was so awkward. A dramatic reenactment of gay chicken, some metaphor about Magpie's anxiety about you being here, resolved with the power of friendship and literal trouser snakes.

Unfortunately, I'm afraid the genuine article does not have fangs or a forked tongue. I hope that won't be too disappointing.

[He says that even though they've both gone to the bathhouse before. It's not like what's down there is a deep secret.]

[unfoggedlotus]

Listen man the fewer sentient snakes we have to deal with in the bedroom our first time the easier I think it'll sjkfd

There's a weird pause in Ren's messages.

Hey so
I'm not the only one who still gets jumpscared by the little-not-me, right? o-o
I looked up from my phone and he was right in front of me...

[fogbornphantom]

Speaking of which, I received some information from the other Ren that may be useful for later.

[But that can wait. It seems that little Akira-kun is up to mischief.]

He can be very sneaky. Perhaps he's just curious?

Do tell him I said hi and that I'll be home soon.

[unfoggedlotus]

oh my god
ohmygod
Goro
Goro!!!!!!!!
he's so cute AAAAAAAA ＼(≧▽≦)／
I'm screaming internally right now!!!
He showed up in his dino onesie and fell asleep on me (´｡ಥ ~ ಥ｡`) *｡o○♡
S'eepin time... (人´∀｀)．☆．。．:*･°

[fogbornphantom]

He must really trust you. I'm glad that you two are getting along so well.

It should be all right if you bring him into his room, but sometimes he just takes little naps. Perhaps I should leave the motorcycle elsewhere just to avoid disturbing the little ones if they're already in bed.

[unfoggedlotus]

His trust is worth more than any traesure in the world (★≧▽^))★☆
*Treasure
Also...motorcycle?
Having your midlife crisis without me? (*´∀｀*)

[fogbornphantom]

We'd talked about getting motorcycles a while ago. Now we have them. You're welcome to take a ride any time, of course. ♥

Do you need me to grab anything before I come home? Food, any other essentials?

[unfoggedlotus]

I'll have to check it out sometime ♥
Hmm...don't think we need anything at the moment
I have leftovers for you, too!
Just gonna...wait a few minutes to make sure our little dinosaur is fully asleep (/▽＼*)｡o○♡

[fogbornphantom]

I think I'll just drive the motorcycle home slowly. It shouldn't be too loud.

I should only be a few more minutes.

It's just a shame I missed dinner with everyone, but there's always tomorrow.

[True to his word, he won't be but a few more minutes. Once he parks the motorbike behind the gate off to the side of the house, he steps inside, and...

Time to take a page out of Ren's book.]

Honey, I'm home.

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren grins, gently running his fingers through a sleeping Aki-chan's hair. "You're back awfully late," he teases, quietly. "All our kids are asleep already."

[fogbornphantom]

"Need help putting him to bed?" he's quiet, moving closer so he can watch the little guy rest. Goodness, he's adorable...

[unfoggedlotus]

The baby-not-him chooses this exact moment to twitch in his sleep, but he stays asleep.

"I think I can handle it," Ren murmurs, gently picking him up. "He's so cute."

[fogbornphantom]

"He really is. And so are you." He chuckles softly, taking a seat at the kitchen table. "We can talk more when you're done."

He'll just wait to give Ren the chance to take the little guy up to his room.

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren nods and quietly, gently, picks up the little-not-him -- surprisingly light, for a five-year-old -- to move him. He carries him to his bedroom, then tucks him in with a little goodnight before coming back downstairs.

"Now...food."

[fogbornphantom]

"Yes, food. Though if it's any consolation, I did eat some popcorn at the theater." He didn't starve himself! He even drank a cocoa. It's just that those are empty calories and junky snacks.

He smiles as he watches Ren make his next move. What's for dinner, hm?

[unfoggedlotus]

"We have some leftover udon and katsudon," Ren leads his boyfriend over to the kitchen, grinning.

[fogbornphantom]

"That works. I suppose it'll just need a quick reheating?" He chuckles, following Ren's lead. "Next time we plan an outing, I'll try to make sure it's done before dinner."

But he'll give Ren a little kiss on the cheek as thanks.

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren giggles at the peck on his cheek, feeling almost giddy. "You put the gentleman in gentleman thief, y'know," he wraps his arms around Goro's waist as they traipse towards the microwave.

[fogbornphantom]

"Rather impressive for a detective, eh? Though you're quite the gentleman yourself." Well, time to slide the food in, then, he supposes, but he makes no moves to distance himself from his boyfriend's embrace. In fact, he even loops an arm around him.

[unfoggedlotus]

Ren relaxes, going a little limp in Goro's grasp, as he slides the leftovers into the microwave.

[fogbornphantom]

He'll just key in an appropriate amount of time and then set the microwave to start. They can just... stand there, entangled as the food cooks? How silly.

"It looks like someone missed me." He chuckles, giving a little nuzzle. "But I'm all yours tonight."

[unfoggedlotus]

"Good. I missed my life-sized body pillow," Ren jokes, happily snuggling into him.

[fogbornphantom]

"Oh, I can be more than a body pillow..." Just for that, have another little peck. "Actually, once we're done eating, there are some things we could potentially discuss. The other Ren sent me some... rather detailed advice, let's just say. Things we may wish to consider when the time is right."

Speaking of time, that would be the microwave going off. Excellent.

[unfoggedlotus]

"He wants us to fuck?" Ren asks with a chuckle, opening the microwave.